NARUTO!!!

How to Act Like Naruto

from wikiHow - The How to Manual That You Can Edit

This is how to be the number knuckle head ninja. From the hit anime Naruto.

Steps

1. Be loud, stubborn, and hyperactive to the point that it annoys the people around you. Be clumsy. Grin and smile a lot.
   
2. Insist on becoming the best at what you do, saying you will "never take back your words" and "make everyone recognize your existence."
   
3. Claim to not understand the simplest of concepts. Barely pass school and sleep during most of your classes--especially the hard ones. Sneak out of class whenever you get the chance.
   
4. Always wear an orange jacket that is part blue or black with orange pants and goggles or a Leaf ninja headband on your forehead, color your hair the most extreme blonde or yellow, put gel in it to make it spiky in all directions, and use blue contact lenses to give you that final Naruto-like feeling. (Note: this step may be omitted.)
   
5. Begin an insane rivalry with the most stuck-up, popular person you know. Constantly try to steal their spotlight no matter what kind of danger you put yourself into.
   
6. Consider a girl or boy that hates you and likes an extremely popular person (preferably your rival) your love interest. Say shy and quiet people are "weird."
   
7. Call all of your teachers "pervert"-something and be disrespectful to as many authority figures as possible, mainly if they refuse to see things your way.
   
8. Eat ramen for practically every meal.
   
9. Pretend that you can make one thousand clones of yourself in an instant by simply crossing your right middle and index fingers behind your left middle and index fingers.
   
10. Say you understand everyone's pain, but never explain to anyone how or why. If someone rebels against you, try beating some sense into him or her. If that doesn't work, promise everyone that you will "save him or her from the darkness."
    
11. Every now and then, take the time to brag about your stupidest accomplishments, adding fictitious monologue from the daydreams you had about outshining your rival.
    

Tips

• Don't listen to the negative comments of others. Naruto never let that stop him--you shouldn't either!
  
• Try to act as natural as possible. People will be more drawn to you that way!
  
• Have fun!
  

Warnings

• May cause extreme disciplinary action from adults, hate, and teasing. Serious symptoms such as depression, lack of motivation, loneliness, low self-esteem, and thoughts of homicide and/or suicide may occur. If you experience any of these symptoms, contact your local psychologist.
  

Related wikiHows

• How to Act like Sasuke
  
• How to Act Like Sakura Haruno
  
• How to Act Like Hatake Kakashi
  
• How to Act Like Hinata Hyuga
  
• How to Make a Naruto Headband
  

Article provided by wikiHow, a collaborative writing project to build the world's largest, highest quality how-to manual. Please edit this article and find author credits at the original wikiHow article on How to Act Like Naruto. All content on wikiHow can be shared under a Creative Commons license.